Turtle Soup Recipe

Ingredients

(100 gallon recipe )

45 lbs chicken 
40 lbs beef 
turtle meat (what ever you prefer) 
21 lbs carrot 
12 heads of cabbage 
7 gal corn 
10 gal green beans 
2 gal baby lima beans 
5 boxes barley 
2 gal ketchup 
8 gal tomato puree 
21 lbs onions 
10 stalk celery 
50 lbs potatoes 
5 gal peas 
15 pkg. fine egg noodles 
10 oz chili powder 
1 lg bottle Worcestershire sauce 
pickling spice 
12 oz Tabasco sauce 
32 oz lemon juice 
11 gal tomato juice 
3 lbs salt 
pepper to taste 

10 extra gallon broth (we added)

Instructions

Find a small band of hunter/gatherers, and gauge their interest in a potential meal.  If amenable, proceed with the soup.  (-mike)